#Italy au

[butmakeitgayblog]

AU of teach me au where a young professor Lexa is on a sabbatical where she meets Clarke grinding on a statue she's supposed to be studying

Dude if postgrad Lexa had stumbled upon a fellow younger Clarke on holiday going full bump'n'grind on a piece of historical statuary... it would be the most conflicting experience in her life. Because her instictual response, undoubtedly, would be, "Get. Down from there ಠ_ಠ"

But also she's not an entire tightass (in the non-physical sense at least). Like, the fitting choice in iconography would not be lost on her in the slightest. And truthfully once that initial shock wore off, the fact that it was a very attractive idiot who was doing the desecrating of fine art would take over.

Altho... tbf if we're using the fic as a base jumping off point... Lexa still would've been with Costia at that time (without Costis she wouldn't have been in the art field). Engaged, in fact. So a younger Elbow Patches meeting a very beautiful, wild, and free younger Clarke while on a college trip and having those worlds collide leads my brain down a very morally seedy and torrid 'Before Sunrise'-esque affair line of thinking... 👀

[crygimethydgoode]

CHAPTER 2 OF COME AND FIND ME IS POSTED!!! this chapter is called Style and kinda helped fuel the writing of this entire story so we are very excited to share it <3

UPLOADED ON AO3 NOW AND WILL BE POSTED ON TUMBLR AT SOME POINT IDK WHEN

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“SHUT UP, GIRLS! I AM ON THE PHONE!” Jane cried.

“BITCH! It’s a charcuterie board! You can share!” It was then Tia heard a bright and familiar laugh, barely audible, but far too easy for her to recognize. Her heart dropped, senses suddenly flooded as she heard herself call out.

“Is Dada there!?”

“Tia!?” And then Tia was snatching Nymphia’s phone out of her hand (Nymphia handed it to her halfway). Her dropped heart rose to her throat the second Dada’s face came into view after also intercepting Jane’s phone. She looked as beautiful as ever, unable to stop the grin spreading on her face. Tia saw the time, it was almost eight. And for once in her life, Tia knew she needed to be like Nymphia. Not brave, but shameless.

“What are you doing right now?” She wasn’t even processing the words she was saying, her body felt like it was floating but she was all too aware of the fact that she was standing, her knees felt a little weak.

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[starfall-spirit]

Not me plotting Rhys taking Feyre to Paris on their actual honeymoon when I haven’t even finished Italy. Of course not.

[backpackingspace]

okay so post epic odyssey where odysseus and Penelope have surfaced from their room finally and he and diomedes are catching up I'm imagining the conversation going something like this

Odysseus: so then I gave up being merciful and became the monster.

Diomedes:....you tried being merciful?

Odysseus: Yes?

Diomedes: you did? You tried being a good merciful person? You?

Odysseus: Yah okay fuck off it was polties dying wish. I had to try.

Diomedes:.....90% of the war crimes in the Trojan war were suggested, planned out, and carried out by you. We literally stoned to death the guy you had a personal grudge against. We framed him for treason and stoned him to death. 70% of why Athena liked you was because she thought she knew all the ways to kill someone and then you'd suggest something insane and I'd see her taking notes. You literally gave Ajex a psyoctic break just being yourself.

Odysseus: shut up

Diomedes: I'm not wrong. Did you tell Penelope about your attempt to be a good person?

Odysseus: What? Of course I did. I told her everything.

Diomedes: did she laugh?

Odysseus:...shut up that's not the point

Diomedes: she did didn't she!!!

Odysseus: ANYWAY eurylochus wasn't appreciative of my return to monsterhood and he started causing problems so I

Diomedes: killed him? Yah saw that coming. No shit. I'm so shocked.

[where-are-the-pixels]

[makiswirl]

happy father's day here's these jotaro things i've drawn semi-recently

[bigfatbreak]

Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.

[renonv]

Gakuen Au where these three are RAs and Ludwig is taking his job too seriously

[heedzhee-art]

prumano vampire hunting AU :>

Romano for some reason doesn't shoot the annoying albino vampire who's favourite drink isn't even bIood 🍺

bonus

[vvulcanprince]

hannibal shooting locations in florence with screencaps from the show part 2 :3

if you want to repost, please CREDIT!

and responding to a reblog on the first part, i infact made my friend wander the locations with me and compare them with the scenes from the show haha

[forsoobado137]

🍩donutdaddy Follow

I was researching the American Revolution for my final and came across this gem.

🦄uminamina Follow

I need to see that fucking letter or I will die unfulfilled.

🦍caraismogging Follow

Alfred when Jefferson wont let him send his illiterate letter with doodles of toy soldiers to the British head of state

#nation people #npusa #np archives #holy shit nothing has changed

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🏴timeforhallowseve-deactivated

love how confidently wrong you are op

🥬my_cabbagessss Follow

You write Russia x Stalin fics your opinion is worthless to me

🧊ivanbragnskymybeloved Follow

WHAT THE FUCK

🚀brainblast64 Follow

They even wrote a Russian translation. I love that they made it accessible to Russian people while still having the audacity to write a fucking Russia x Stalin fic without any irony whatsoever.

#nation people #nprussia #ivan braginsky #i need a lobotomy now

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🎨callmepicasso Follow

Okay put a finger down if you were visiting family in Rome and while at a restaurant you saw the NP of Italy walk in and then he sat down at the table behind you and your grandmother who is kind of senile whispered to you about her secret steamy affair with Veneziano and you said "okay nonna" and a few minutes later the NP of Italy turned around and shouted "ALESSIA?!" and the two spent the rest of the night catching up in front of your family.

🎭dwugdimmadome Follow

🎹moonlightdenada Follow

What's up with nation people rizzing up all of our grandmothers?!

🍄champchampi Follow

In my country (France) almost everyone at my school have a story about the NP getting freaky with one of their relatives.

🧅beterheys Follow

OH MY GOD ITS ON MY DASH IM FUCKING CRYING

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[butmakeitgayblog]

I think elbow patches would have a witty remark on that's not how the Greeks did the horizontal tango but she can show Clarke back at her hotel

I'm holding your hand as I say this—

You think the same woman who brought tuna salad to their first official lunch date, and had a borderline aneurysm when she vaguely complimented Clarke's body, would ever be smooth enough to even think of this, much less pull it off without nearly hurting herself in the process?

[crygimethydgoode]

the first chapter to our sequel of Just Take Me Home is posted!!! we love this bitch so much and have been so excited to post… we’ve been writing this before Just Take Me Home was even finished being uploaded. thank you so much to everyone who’s supported and followed us and please enjoy the first chapter of COME AND FIND ME

(as per usual we will post the full chapter on tumblr when we feel like it but it’s now posted on ao3)

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Tia Kofi and La Grande Dame were still left reeling from their August tour of Italy (and fling). And they were both supposed to be okay with saying goodbye when September began. Tia was supposed to be enjoying her semester abroad in Italy. Dada was supposed to be okay. Nymphia was supposed to block Jane, and Crystal was never supposed to see Gigi again.

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SEQUEL TO JUST TAKE ME HOME.

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“Where are you going?!”

“Tia.” Like it was obvious, the easiest thing in the world, not what she had been avoiding. “I’m going back… I’m going to Tia.” And without another word, she was out the door. Dada ran to her car, hopping in as fast as she could and hitting shuffle on a playlist, Style (Taylor’s Version) played first. She pulled out the driveway, tires screeching.

At the same time, Tia walked out of her room, beaming at the floor, unable to meet the other girl's eyes.

“She’s coming.”

[goldammerchen]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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also

(consider interacting with this one that was made faster, and with the photo in color! https://www.tumblr.com/thrashypotato/772120059720204288/hima-you-dont)

[cowboy-robooty]

my fuckass au 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😁😁😁😁😁

[vehwill]

Rusita rock band au?! 🛹🚬🎸 - Just a sketch for now, I want to add more accessories -